Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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