did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
she was so not down for the gang bang
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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