ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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