So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
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No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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