wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
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Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
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First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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