seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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