Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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