we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
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Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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