I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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