Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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