She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
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Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
i went to go through my sent box of drunk texts from last night and they were all deleted... i'm going to assume drunk me made the executive decision that sober me would be better off not knowing what they said
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
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I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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