last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
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