I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
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We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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