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god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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