he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Randomize
