2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
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you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
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Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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