It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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