I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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