Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Best friends brother. Beat that.
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Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.