The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots