I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
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Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
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All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
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