Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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