so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
im about as happy as oj after his trial
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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