what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Your dad touched me again.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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