You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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