You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
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In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
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It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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