Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
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ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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