how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
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Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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