Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
When we were fucking he said and I quote "we're like a sex fajita"
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Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I know her cup size but not her name....
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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