Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
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I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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