i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
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I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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