i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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