Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
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Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
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Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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