i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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