Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
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