whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Randomize
