Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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