hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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