Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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