Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
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Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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