is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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