mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
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she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I am one with the molecules
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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