you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
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You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
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My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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