do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
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My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
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No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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