i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
whose ass print is on the piano?
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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