the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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