kristin has been a bad kristin
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
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I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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