You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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