Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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