I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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