12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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