actually, I'm a sock model
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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