I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
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