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(704): View more from North Carolina

I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?

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Yes but- 100% agreed

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.

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Ooooh. Get funfetti

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(248): View more from Michigan

I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...

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(940): View more from Texas

The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.

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(518): View more from New York

YO. MCGRIDDLES.

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(713): View more from Texas

The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.

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