i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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