is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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