I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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