Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
he just fucked me for my cheese.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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